I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i drank out of a bidet.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
When are your genitals available?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Randomize
