he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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