Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
