I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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