She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My ass is underappreciated
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
why is half of my head shaved?
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