I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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