I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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