Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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