He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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