I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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