I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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