I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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