I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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