just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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