Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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