ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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