My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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