the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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