we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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