How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Randomize
