Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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