she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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