It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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