I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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