dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Please don't give away my fajitas
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