I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
