nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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