I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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