dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
As shirtless as possible
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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