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(715): View more from Wisconsin

and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?

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(305): View more from Florida

Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA

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