just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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