i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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