your room smells of hookers.
And success
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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