see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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