Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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