can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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