Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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