Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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