remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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