My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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