you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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