i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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