Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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