Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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