How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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