i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Randomize
