I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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