i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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