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(251): View more from Alabama

Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance

(303): View more from Colorado

It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.

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(917): View more from New York City

still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.

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(407): View more from Florida

the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.

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