True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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