He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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