and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Everything about him screamed your future.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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