Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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