Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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