just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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