I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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